Office Quote Quiz Answers

Who Said This?

1. She was young. Now she is dead, as dead as any animal that has ever died.
• Contrary to popular guesses, this is not when they have the funeral for the bird who flew into the window. Dwight said this to Michael after his investigation found out that Michael's dream girl, the chair model found on pg. 57 of the office supply catalog, had died.
2. It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
• Michael said this to Ryan when questioned about hitting Meredith in the parking lot with his car. Ryan responds with "I don't think you understand how jeopardy works." So Michael tries again, "Oh, right, I'm sorry. What is: we are fine?"
3. All the girlfriends that I've ever had have worn glasses.
• Kevin said this to Pam after she wears her glasses to work one day. He has a thing for librarians.
4. Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple... but I couldn't do that to Dwight. Or Angela... or Andy.
• Pam said this after Andy was bugging her to set him up with Angela.
5. Andy, Dwight says welcome back and he could use a hug.
• Jim says this to Andy after Dwight instructs him to inform Andy that he is being shunned (for the next three years.)
6. Sometimes the clothes at GAP Kids are just too flashy so I'm forced to go to the American Girl Store and order clothes for large, colonial dolls.
• Angela said this after Michael takes the women out to the Steamtown Mall for "girl talk."
7. Small things. Peas, ball bearings, dimes.
• Creed said this after Michael asked for suggestions of topics that could be used for "small talk".
8. I don't think Michael intended to punish me by putting Ryan back here with Kelly. But, if he did intend that, wow. Genius.
• Toby said this after having to endure Kelly and Ryan's overly narrated on/off relationship
9. Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your boyfriend! 'Cause! 'Cause! 'Cause! 'Cause! 'Cause he sucks at ping pong!
• Kelly taunts Pam with this song when Jim is playing her bf Daryl in the warehouse.
10. Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most freighting experiences of my life.
• Ryan said this after Stanley confronted him about spending too much time chatting with his daughter on Take Your Daughter to Work Day.

Bonus: Thirty-One is humanly impossible

• Oscar says this after the whole office is outside timing themselves with the "Your Speed Is..." meter on the street by running by it. Michael claims his time is 31mph even though a car was going by at the same time.

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