Ever since college, when I was regularly awake/studying/snacking through Conan's entire 11:35-12:35 CST time slot, I have been a fan. My friend D can do a perfect imitation of his head-tilting, neck-snapping, nostril-curling "Huh?" move. I call my son "Buddy Boiiii" in the same voice Conan uses. I love when Andy cracks him up or he genuinely laughs at his own jokes (I may have been been accused of doing the same once or twice).
Conan, I get you.
It's okay if 43% of Americans don't. 43% of Americans also:
- will be overweight or obese by 2018
- spend more than they earn each year
- pay No Federal Income Tax
- say that they think their household financial situations will stay the same as today
- thought it was a bad idea for Obama to travel to Copenhagen, Denmark to shill for Chicago to the IOC
- say they're on the fence about getting the swine flu vaccine
- work in private industry and don't have paid sick days
- would re-elect Obama if polls were held today
You don't want to be a part of that crowd, do you? Well, maybe the one about not paying Federal Income Tax. That I could deal with.
Gotta go...Conan's on in 5.
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